1. 23:55 29th Jul 2014

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    Reblogged from smirkingfaceemoji

    monobeartheater:

    verylittlebird:

    a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

    what the fuck

     
  2. 08:15

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    porndirector:

    When I get hit on

     
  3. 08:12

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  4. 08:12

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    dirudo:

    when your number gets called at McDonald’s 

    image

     
  5. 21:07 28th Jul 2014

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    fagflow:

    smljsph:

    Miley Cyrus - We Can’t Stop.

    The NYC Train Version.

    You’re Welcome.

    YAAAAASS get that money!!!

     
  6. 19:20

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    captainstormwind:

    the truth is out there.

     
  7. 11:52

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  8. 23:02 27th Jul 2014

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    (Source: patrickkingart)

     
  9. 18:57

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    ch4d:

sia get out of my house

    ch4d:

    sia get out of my house

    (Source: fakehermes)

     
  10. 17:27 25th Jul 2014

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    flawlessvevo:

    Oh my god.